Drunken Cow Lady

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Ok, so this category is for beer stories, articles, any beer news. Let’s start off with a funny one! I heard about this on the news this morning. Friggin funny as hell! I would have loved to have seen this. On the radio they said she was extremely drunk!

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested

Michelle Allen A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic… all while wearing a cow suit. 

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening.  Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor’s front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic.  The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent.  She also allegedly cussed at the officer. 

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct. 

http://www.local12.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=777596c7-d339-4feb-81a7-60887c4d95e2&rss=30

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